This is what 30 freshly laundered pairs of My Little Pony underwear looks like, in case you were wondering.
She was worried about imagining something scary, so I gave her this pair of anti-imagination glasses. They’re guaranteed to prevent imagination.
I’m a little worried though because the website says the “NOT WELCOME” mat is a “great conversation starter”.
Does anyone know where I can get a doormat that says “CONTAGIOUS”?
“Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.”
In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to enter and complete the Boston Marathon as a numbered entry. She registered under the gender-neutral name of “K.V. Switzer”. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” however, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire Marathon. These photographs taken of the incident made world headlines.
There’s more to this story, and I think it’s instructive.
“He had been in the long-time habit of physically attacking those he perceived to be “non serious” runners competing in the race, whether officially entered or running the course unofficially. In a 1968 interview with Sports Illustrated, he called them “These screwballs! These weirdies! These MIT boys! These Tufts characters! These Harvard guys!”.
According to fellow race official Will Cloney: “He hurls not only his body at them, but also a rather choice array of epithets… Jock’s method of attack is apt to vary.” In 1957, Semple had narrowly escaped arrest for assault after attempting to tackle a runner in swim fins and a snorkeling mask.
"Later in life, however, Semple reversed his position on women competing in the marathon. According to Marjaa Bakker (a later organizer of the race), "Once the rule was adjusted and women were allowed in the race, Jock was one of their staunchest supporters. He was very progressive." Semple later publicly reconciled with Switzer.”
So apparently, Jock Semple was less concerned with Switzer being a woman and more concerned that she was breaking the rules.
I’m not arguing that he actually wasn’t sexist after all. I just think it’s important to note that any time you enforce bigoted rules, regardless of your private opinion, you stand a good chance of being remembered as a bigot.
On the plus side, here’s a picture of Switzer and Semple a few years later: